How to lip read (satire)

1. Look at the designated person you're supposed to be lip-reading....give he/she a smirk
2. When he/she counts to 1-2-3....as they are doing charades......do a karate block while saying: "hiyahahaha"
3. roll your eyes...if your doing an impression of a zombie you are doing a GREAT job
4. if you think the designated person is cussing....then ASSUME its cussing because that's exactly what that person is communicating to you.....and take it personal....his/hers' "f*** you(s)*
5. roll around (on the floor)when given the opportunity...perhaps it will enhance the lip readers' cues...if you know what I mean
6.Encourage to help....but then in an instant turn that effort down and keep giving the lip-reader a hard time
7. When taking a break (both of you guys) prank call him...if he catches you...run in the opposite direction....california sushi roll
8. When you yourself lip-read turn your lip read into audio sounding normal pronunciation of the words....if the lip reader requests you to not sound and just make movement with your lips...say "i'd rather not"